Fed up with myriads of dick pics, self-aggrandizing testosterone overloads and bad grammar? Then you might have come to the right place this time! I am a 39-year old husband in an open relationship. My hot wife's profile is Liszita85. We also have a couple profile - Passpaartout2. I am looking for fun, maybe friendship, but not love, as I have found the love of my life already. I want to meet interesting, down-to-earth people that do not consider themselves God's gift to men (and women). Amazing how so many profile texts contain unfounded self-praise here. Ladies, if you want interesting conversations, dry humour and some naughty fun if we click and the chemistry is right, I would be happy if you dropped me a line or two. I would describe myself as straightforward, and I am definitely more than just another dick pic.

My Ideal Person Ladies that have a dry sense of humour, can string a sentence together that's not using text speak, can hold a conversation and want to have fun if the chemistry is right.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
MILFs, and all attached roleplay fantasies that involve
them.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Evangeline Lilly - ever since I saw her in "Lost".
I want to fuck her on that very beach!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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