Me: I'm 5'9", 210 lbs. I'm (supposed to be) on a diet. I used to weigh around 240 lbs. As you can see, I still have a ways to go. I've got some extra weight, but I carry it pretty well. I work out when I can. I'm not a bro. I'm a mechanic. I'm a PC gamer. I do a mean arnold schwarzenegger impression. I love eating pussy and ass. I love giving my partner multiple orgasms, I REALLY love making her squirt. Squirting is magical. I enjoy being with two women at once. Getting two girls off at the same time is just tops. I'm fairly well endowed at 7 inches long, 5 and 1/4 inches around. Her: I'm also 5'9". I don't like flirting in chat, but get some drinks in me and my kinky side comes out... I have always wanted to eat another woman out. I had a girlfriend briefly when I was younger but because of the way things worked out, she went down on me but wouldn't let me reciprocate because it was that time of the month for her, so, it's something I never got to do. Anyway, I've got a great ass and big tits, who doesn't like those?

My Ideal Person Our ideal person would be fun to be around (and by fun, I don't mean getting trashed at the bar every single night), be able to hold a decent conversation, be passionate about something, even if it's not something we're passionate about, and have a good sense of humor. Someone who might choose to drink beer or take shots and play mario kart as readily as choosing to go out for drinks or dinner.

You might say we're looking for a unicorn. We'd like to find a woman to come to bed with us and have a fun night, or just the girls could play together, but those aren't necessarily the only things we'd be open to. We're fairly new to the scene, and as we're getting older and experimenting a bit more were finding more interests as we go. As long as it happens naturally and feels right, who knows?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Tool/APC, Mudvayne, Deftones, Staind, Black Keys, Mumford
& Sons, Pink Floyd, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Never really cared all that much for celebrities, had friends
who were and thought they were silly. I always fantasized
about women I knew or saw regularly.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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