Well here we are again.. Its years since I have been here but the pendulum swings both ways.. as do I Im now fat filthy and 50+ and like a piece of over-ripened fruit I remain left on the shelf Thank god for alcohol or I would have no life Me? kinky adventurous fat single man in Penrith, searching for divine goddess. Gee you think that would be easy! Im not looking to bed hop or One night stands... far too old for that malarky ..been there done that. I want friendship first.. kinky sex 2nd... 3rd 4th 5th........ and hopefully one day a proper ongoing thing.. but thats a bit much to ask for. Anyhow nobody will read this so I will shut up

My Ideal Person Im searching for that elusive "partner in crime" for chats, coffee, ongoing friendship, and exploration and great fun in bed (And other places...)

~ someone with a sense of humour
~ Someone who can hold a conversation,
~ Someone who thinks out of the square or triangle or ..
~ Someone who appreciates people and places that reject the mainstream
~ Someone who would love to be worshiped and treated like the goddess you really are.

If your friends politely call you eccentric... we must talk!

A soulmate or a play mate? Come say hello and we can find out together.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pogues, Pink Floyd, Roaring Jack, Stan Ridgway, ElvisCostello, Captain
Tractor

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
How about you ask me personally. It just might include YOU!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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